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I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.~Jay Gould
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Thu Feb 02, 2012 at 09:00:00 AM MST
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How do you think a person can function where there is so much hatred? It wasn't like they just died of so much awesome. I hate to be the only one who cares about dancing and the first train line-- but two things that we thought we had were stable institutions and beautiful memories. RIP, Don Cornelius.
So maybe it wasn't an illness, I don't know how you go out like that. The first one who updated about this was saying that they thought he had killed dancing, ruined it. See, Don Cornelius realized it was You or I who mattered, not the professional dancers; it was about being part of something and having fun-- not being judged for prizes. You can't get me to understand why people complained about Soul Train. RIP, Don Cornelius.
When I first heard it I felt like I should go out, like, and do some kind of special American celebration or figure out why people complained about him it was who cared about every form of public dancing, pride and fun. Then many people complained that he died from suicide and they were saddened. Who among Americans gave us such celebrations? I don't know that people have even realized it but him it was who cared most of all about spreading the simple pleasures of dancing in public. When did American celebrations just become a symptom of an illness? When did the Soul Train derail? RIP, Don Cornelius. RIP, the 1970's.
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Wed Feb 01, 2012 at 09:00:00 AM MST
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There are a lot of professional sport teams I can't quite get into because their names are all wrong. This is usually but not always due to franchises moving from one city to another but keeping the team name from the old city. The biggest sore spot for me is the name Utah Jazz in the NBA. It can keep me up at night. It is so ironic that it almost seems intentional. But I don't think it is intentional. Even worse, Utah had an ABA team 1970-1976 named the Utah Stars and they were one of the more successful teams. That team moved from L.A. and they kept the name Stars, because that works; it's not a site-specific name. Utah Stars were not asked to merge into the NBA and they vanished. But I don't know why, when the New Orleans Jazz (obviously a very great name for a New Orleans team) moved to Utah in 1979 they didn't just change the name back to Stars. It wasn't like the Jazz were a great team or anything at the time.
There are others. I mean, I'm almost comfortable with the L.A. Lakers just from its overexposure, alliteration and euphonious quality. But I still remember they were the Minneapolis Lakers before moving in 1961. That name made sense. Then there is the case of the Arizona Cardinals and the St. Louis Rams. I suppose Rams is a generic team name, signifying toughness or something-- they were originally from Cleveland anyway. But it sucks that St. Louis can't have 2 teams named Cardinals anymore.
Kudos to Oklahoma City for renaming the SuperSonics to the Thunder, I think they're reaping the benefits of this wise move. And I'm happy with the new Winnipeg Jets and the Titans of Tennessee. It just sets the balance of the universe right when this happens. I think of Browns/Ravens/Colts and all that-- it can get sorted out.
In the MLB only the L.A. (trolley) Dodgers seems weird to me, just perverse in some way. I guess I can think of them as the L.A. (car) Dodgers instead, that makes sense.
Elsewhere in the NBA, I'll never get used to the Washington Wizards-- but at least they changed their uniforms back to more of a Bullets style. Of course they are awful now so it hardly matters. Memphis Grizzlies seems like a stretch but I suppose there are bears around there, just like there are probably hornet nests in New Orleans. Or the name could be simply a signifier of ferocity or speed, that's fine.
In the NHL... I don't know. I can't get with any teams in warm weather areas, so whatever. I really only follow the "Original Six" teams: Boston Bruins, Chicago Black Hawks, Detroit Red Wings, Montreal Canadiens, New York Rangers, and the Toronto Maple Leafs. I'm a purist that way.
This perplexity can apply to band names too, sometimes. I was in a band that I thought was done with when I left but it turned out that some of the people kept the band name going in a slightly changed form to exploit the earlier work. But I didn't hold on to the trademark, I was more a player than an owner ultimately. Do I really want to see The Coasters when, presently, the guy with the longest tenure in the band joined in 2001? Hold on to those trademarks, I guess that is the lesson for today.
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Sat Jan 21, 2012 at 10:00:00 AM MST
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well, god help us, I watched the LA Clippers play the Timberwolves last night and then I saw this:
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Wed Jan 18, 2012 at 22:20:42 PM MST
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The Ravens have been built as a defensive team from day one. First season, 1996, Ray Lewis is drafted and plays. By 2000 they'd won a Super Bowl at the end of a year in which they had a streak of five games where they didn't score a touchdown. They went 2-3 in that span. Defense. The quarterback job that season eventually fell to Trent Dilfer who managed the offense the rest of the way to a championship. The Ravens are a lot like Fleetwood Mac. The defense runs the show, the defense are the Bass and Drums (the McVie and Fleetwood) of the organization. Trent Dilfer was the Peter Green of the Ravens, the frontman template for their future history.
After Peter Green left The Mac had a series of people up front singing and playing including Danny Kirwan, Christine McVie, Bob Welch, Bob Weston, Dave Walker, Bobby Hunt & Doug Graves until they finally hooked up with Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks in 1975. Then they had huge success culminating in the 1976 multi-platinum LP "Rumours."
After Dilfer the Ravens were QB'd by Kyle Boller, Troy Smith, Steve McNair, Anthony Wright, Jeff Blake, Chris Redman and Elvis Grbac with varying results. Then finally in 2008 the estimable Joe Flacco took over. In his rookie year he took the Ravens to the AFC championship. They've made the playoffs ever since. Now they again have a chance to go to the Super Bowl, the NFL equivalent of recording "Rumours." But will the Bass and Drums of the Ravens cede some power to the offensive side? Will they let creativity flow so a "Rumours" can happen?-- or will they kneecap Joe Flacco and remake "Penguin" once again? Let's see:
"They had a lot of guys in the box on him," Ed Reed (the all-pro free safety for the Ravens) said. "I think a couple of times he needed to get rid of the ball. It just didn't look like he had a hold on the offense."
Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco on Wednesday responded to teammate Ed Reed's comments that he was "rattled" in last Sunday's playoff game by saying "it's not that big of a deal."
McVie would never have undermined Stevie Nicks publicly like that. He wanted the whole team to win.
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Tue Jan 17, 2012 at 01:55:54 AM MST
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I'm not afraid to wear a Miami Heat t-shirt on a connecting flight out of Cleveland. I'm not afraid to drive from Florida to Maryland wearing a W.T. Sherman "tour" t-shirt. This, however, would be a bridge too far; I'd be afraid to try it:
EXT: in front of a bar with outdoor seating
A: Excuse me, does this drugstore have an ATM in it?
B: WTF, dude? This is a bar!
A: My bad-- I saw all the douchebags out front here and I thought it was a Walgreens.
Sure, LeBron is a villain but I'd bet he'd never say that stuff. Denver realized Carmelo would leave so they dumped him and got some pieces back. The Cleveland fans would have gone nuts if LeBron had been traded and so in the end they got nothing and the fans went nuts. In fact, the Cavs got a $14.5m trade exception for him but they let it expire without doing anything with it. Denver made the playoffs last year and they look good now. They have good depth, at least. Nurse that hate, it'll kill ya.
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Fri Jan 13, 2012 at 23:17:13 PM MST
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Friday the 13th is the holiest of days in my religion; it is so holy and somber that I can't even pick NFL winners for the weekend. I can't leave the apartment building or begin new tasks. It is a sacred day with sacred obligations in my religion. My religion is the religion of Luck and our holy icon is The Shamrock. We venerate Lady Luck and our duty as adherents to this religion is to try to always get right with Luck and be on the good side of it. How did this faith come to find me? Just by Luck-- and I will never roll against that.
The religion of Luck bears some resemblances to religions of the past:
- The Daba religion of the Mosuo culture is based on the worship of a guardian mother goddess.
- The Iroquois League operated by The Great Binding Law of Chance, composed in the year 1000.
- Leibniz' The Monadology describes Monads as units generated by continual flashes of the Divinity; these Monads are individually programmed to act in a predetermined way, each program being coordinated with all the others.
We respect the ultimate divinity Luck and seek to be one with it.
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Wed Jan 11, 2012 at 09:00:00 AM MST
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A song ain't even exist if I ain't got it available on demand online, preferably for free.
Then one day people just got used to it but even now people say that is what makes music just a hobby again. They're very wrong, and this statement proves something of their lack of understanding about what music is. The creation of an idea is all about what the song gives the listener and what they will remember by it. Not the details of what you want the listener to experience but just the chance that the listener will bring the music to life.
You know to hear complaints all over creation about what the song sold, that is pathetic because selling still functions. It's only the form of records that are gone and some people can't stand that it gives more people the will to realize that music provides the listener the idea of making things to remember certain times; once it was on cassettes now it is with files.
To see what I mean about it listen carefully and literally to songs about what people have done for love, look at when and where the songs were recorded-- is that what you remember about the song?
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Mon Jan 09, 2012 at 09:00:00 AM MST
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Did you know that when Howlin' Wolf recorded "Smokestack Lightning" he foretold that the song would one day be used to advertise a pill that gives a man an erection on demand? If you listen carefully that is literally what the song is about so I don't want to hear complaints from the purists anymore I am sick of it.
Wolf was a self-taught hobby chemist and during breaks in the recording studio he would often sip from his jug and muse about the eventual creation of a compound that could provide enhanced erectile function. He believed it would be sold in the form of a pill. Wolf knew he wouldn't live to see it happen but the song as recorded is truly a bit of pharmaceutical prophecy.
In 1970 Chester (Wolf's first given name) spoke about it to Alan de Pres in the journal Ailleurs:
My records are sold all over the world and I ain't got a fucking dime but one day people will realize that I was the inventor of the idea of making a pill that gives you an erection. I recorded 'proof of concept' in 1956. They couldn't stand it, they asked what the hell I was singing. But they'll understand one day and they will remember me. The one thing I know is they bought me a white Cadillac after that record because Dot Records had done the same for Fats Domino when he sang all those songs about a pill that makes you lose weight. The blues are the roots and the pills are the fruits.
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Wed Jan 04, 2012 at 09:00:00 AM MST
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End of the regular season report on my NFL picks against the spread:
I was about 29 points off the pace but still I'm pretty happy with my showing this season. Out of a million-plus entries I can live with a rank of 19,815. 86% correct picks is very good. If I'd been using real money I actually think I would have done better because in the final four weeks I have a tendency to pick who I WANT to win rather than sticking with who I think will win. It's a superstition wherein I believe I create certain results by my picks. You're welcome New York Giants.
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Mon Jan 02, 2012 at 09:00:00 AM MST
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I always feel a little down on the first day of the year and this year was no exception. One gets a little breather as the old year ends and then bang! the new year is already underway; in fact, I have just slept through many hours of it.
And this year is really going to be an ugly, racist bastard. I'm not the kind who can just ignore everything they call "the social construction of reality"-- I can operate parallel to it, I guess, but I still can't achieve total oblivion.
I found two quotes that describe this feeling. One from GK Chesterton:
Like any man, he was coward enough to fear great force; but he was not quite coward enough to admire it.
and this one from Samuel Beckett, with a weird pre-echo of a familiar American voice:
Then the gnashing ends, or it goes on, and one is in the pit, in the hollow, the longing for longing gone, the horror of horror, and one is in the hollow, at the foot of all the hills at last, the ways down, the ways up, and free, free at last, for an instant free at last, nothing at last.
2012! It could be good.
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Thu Dec 29, 2011 at 15:13:23 PM MST
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I went to my first NBA game in a really long time. There was no team in New Mexico and prior to that I missed out on seeing the Bullets, Knicks, Warriors and Bulls (Clippers and 76'ers, too, I've been reminded...) on numerous occasions. I just figured I'd always get another chance to go so I could afford to pass. I preferred to keep working. I had that attitude to a lot of things but not now. Anyways, Denver Nuggets looked pretty good and I'm going to go to as many games as I have the money to go to. I can definitely be a Nuggets fan.
Looking forward to the Giants v Cowboys on Sunday night, winner goes to the playoffs. Eli Manning is 8-5 all-time against the Cowboys. Even better is that Eli Manning is 4-1 against any team wherein the brothers Ryan are employed as coaches. His only loss came in 2004 (rookie season) against the Baltimore Ravens where Rex Ryan was the defensive line coach at the time.
I am a vestigial Giants fan from having lived there during the Phil Simms era-- but my real team (since 70s and childhood) is the Oakland Raiders. They are playing San Diego, whilst Denver and Kansas City play one another. If Denver loses and Oakland wins Raiders make the playoffs. Also, as you may know, The Chiefs will have Kyle Orton at QB. He was released by Denver after Tim Tebow took over the starting job.
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Wed Dec 28, 2011 at 09:00:00 AM MST
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A recap of this week's top announcements includes this piece from the Howling Hex website about a show in Denver, CO on January 25th, 2012, at the Larimar Lounge, 2721 Larimer Street:
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Thu Dec 22, 2011 at 09:00:00 AM MST
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I fixate on 'models' or 'forms' too quickly. I always rush to create categories from first observations. I could spend my time imagining 100 better appliances than the latest technology but I could never create it. Being amongst those who rush to be the first users of each new technology, just being in that crowd, is as close as I'll ever get to articulating whatever conception I might have of an amazing and surpassing appliance.
It's that shared humanity that has converted these appliances to innovations. For such things our reaction beseems the moment as it is truly a gesture of respect for whatever it is that we each, personally, venerate most highly. It could be love, strength, the recognition of simultaneous desire, or a future where imagination reigns.
I know this all depends on who gets to market under just the right circumstances &c. and who most controls those circumstances. Even with so much effort going into control, even if I've been limited over time to recognize only 3 or 4 forms, being always able to gather in this way is something I would fight for.
When I see people who are incredibly drunk or high do things that are crazy or dangerous, talk their way out of fights they instigated or ride on the roof of a car on a highway, I get impressed by it in a jolly sort of way. However, when I did things like that I just felt terrible at the time, like I had a death wish, and I felt really bad the next day when I remembered what I had done.
Once we were on tour in Europe and a friend of mine had 3 bottles of red wine, a pasta casserole and a chunk of hash. Back at the hotel after a while they got up off the floor and started heaving into the bathtub-- tub all filled with red and food &c. It was funny as fuck. I liked the person even more after having witnessed this, we'd shared a hilarious moment. They were not pleased, though, they didn't like everyone laughing and they were sick all of the next day. We had such high esteem for them but we were connected in only a primitive way that technology has since corrected.
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Thu Dec 15, 2011 at 17:39:25 PM MST
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For Catholics, 15-20 December are days of Feria. These are days when people, especially slaves, are not obliged to work, there are no ecclesiastical court sessions and no saint's day is required to be celebrated.
The 1895 schism between the laws of rugby union and rugby league football is temporarily lifted, kids play tiddley-winks with the bones of Saint Boniface of Dokkum, every movie theater in America shows a triple-bill of "Tomb Raider," "Prince of Persia," and "Resident Evil: Afterlife" at three in the afternoon, surgery for corns is traditionally discounted by 20% on days of Feria.
On days of Feria it is legal to jailbreak your neighbor's iPhone yet it is forbidden to consume Spinnenkäse, a cheese made from quark and produced using the action of cheese mites. On days of Feria South Padre Island is closed to men so that women can sunbath freely but tanning beds throughout 17 states are legally required to serve only men over the age of 60. On the first day of the Winter Feria, registration for the Santa Elena International Pageant of the Flowers opens while nominations for the Dutton Animal Book Award close.
On days of Feria your lucky numbers will be: 15, 16, 28, 33, 38, 23. Amicalola Falls State Park will be closed. Production of natural sweetgums will commence. Stark white, decadent red, deep orange, and sage green are the colors of Feria.
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 at 20:06:01 PM MST
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Rodrigo Christian likes "Lord of the Rings," "Farmville" and "Journey" this week...he, like an image, says nothing yet sometime a'fears he will do a desperate outrage...the 4 top-selling hotdog brands in the USA are Oscar-Mayer, Ball Park, Vienna Pure Beef Hot Dogs and Hebrew National...if you go to a chain book store this season, and you're near the "Twilight" section do me a favor and move around some Jacob Black stuff to cover up any pictures of Edward cuz werewolves rule...the saying should be "it COSTS money to make money"...genius Rommney is using 1920s KKK Slogan "Keep America American" as campaign slogan...I like the NY Giants' WR Victor Cruz he does the little things well and he works hard, much as you'd expect from an undrafted free agent in his second season...you would rather have a single mom going to school online while she watches her kid and not be forced to work some sh&t job at Burger King while hardly seeing her kid...nothing spells desperation like five phone calls a day...I started my fasting on the 1st and ended it on the 9th I was so tired and fell asleep then in my dream I saw a very Huge and High white pillar talking to me saying: "WELCOME YOU TO THE TALUKKALAR POWER REALMS"...did you know "The Smurfs" is still in theaters?
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Fri Dec 09, 2011 at 23:39:42 PM MST
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I've been meaning to write about this show Bones for a while but it has been hard to get my head around it. The closest description I can come to is that it basically takes place in a simulated reality much like Time Out of Joint by PKD with the same sort of underlying premise.
So, there's this brain damaged young woman, the titular "Bones," who believes she is a super special bone scientist, world renown crime fiction writer and multi-millionaire. She works at a place that doesn't exist in a reconstructed version of Washington, DC. She works at "The Jeffersonian" and she is surrounded by agents who pretend to be Federal Investigators and Forensic Scientists but since she has the social awareness and intellect of a child the simulation doesn't have to go very far to achieve a level of veracity which completely subsumes her consciousness.
Every week they lay out a kind of murder mystery for her and she parades around in her brain damaged way using her magic-science to divine the perpetrator by examining human bones. Her handlers push her this way and that with their various additional "specialities" like portrait drawing or entomology. Their personalities are constructed so as to keep "Bones" herself limited to a particular set of personality traits which she needs to define and maintain her individuality.
If, for example, she needs a Chronoprint depicted in Interactive Holography she demands it from one of her assistants who specializes in such non-existent technology. In the next scene that exact infantile fantasy of medical analysis has always been invented and everyone stands around it and it gives them some crucial information. If Bones sits in on a police interrogation it plays out like a half-remembered scene from a very early "Law and Order" episode, one with Paul Sorvino in it, something she fell asleep to in the hospital when she was a child and near death with a fever that destroyed most of her brain.
They never reveal what important information they are truly getting out of Bones by trapping her in this simulated reality. I like to imagine that the choices she makes in order to solve the false cases generate numerical coordinates that help monitor the path of a dark matter cloud that is heading towards Earth. Only her savant-driven 7th Sense can see and track it.
For bonus fun I like to imagine that David Boreanaz (he plays the pretend FBI agent) is in reality still Angel (from the eponymous TV show and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer") but no one else knows he's a vampire. He has infiltrated this operation in order to help keep the universe in balance or whatever.
Ultimately the show Bones is about what kind of show I, as a part of a computer simulation, would need to see to keep me from recognizing that I live in a simulated universe while simultaneously giving me the uncanny and uncomfortable feeling that I myself could be living in a simulated universe.
And that's why I watch Bones.
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Thu Dec 08, 2011 at 23:50:21 PM MST
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I was doing some mixing a couple days ago and afterwards we were hanging out with some pizza etc. The question was posed as to which relationship was worse, more full of horror etc: Ronnie and Phil Spector OR Ike and Tina Turner?
I guess I immediately jumped to an outlying approach in order to say Ronnie Spector's situation was worse because although Tina Turner's was an inhuman and terrible situation I felt the fear could have even been compounded in Ronnie Spector's case since she had in a sense been shown the Ace, the prophecy that Diana Ross was meant to fulfill so to speak; she was shown a possibility that was constantly under threat of being snatched away.
Whereas, Tina Turner would have had no expectations that she should have been treated fairly in any way, or celebrated for her genius in the United States during the time she was coming up. That is, I said, I highly doubt that Ed Sullivan would have given a second thought if he'd seen a make-up padded black eye on Tina Turner-- whereas if Mama Cass had a sad look on her face he'd be all concerned etc.
Today I was thinking about it some more and then I thought I was totally wrong, just talking smoke-- and why were we sitting around comparing misery like that, anyway? Gee whiz, what gave us the detachment to utter such things? In my defense, I get a real endorphin high from work; that plus the pizza probably helped.
This is why I don't read music biographies.
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Wed Dec 07, 2011 at 18:08:49 PM MST
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In 1330 it is recorded that a young woman with lights and sweets gets mounted in her rectory. Traditionally the ceremony involved one girl wearing a crown of Scandinavian ancestry made of candles.
In the 16th Century the tradition was revived by French Republican winners of the Battle of The Saints, and because of that battle slaves were free. A short time later, between the wealthy plantations laboring under the guillotine and a shortage of pine wood which was used to burn part of the island a revolutionary tribunal was sent to restore order to Saint Lucy's Day.
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