I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.~Jay Gould

On This, The Holiest of Days

by: hhex65

Fri Jan 13, 2012 at 23:17:13 PM MST

Friday the 13th is the holiest of days in my religion; it is so holy and somber that I can't even pick NFL winners for the weekend. I can't leave the apartment building or begin new tasks. It is a sacred day with sacred obligations in my religion. My religion is the religion of Luck and our holy icon is The Shamrock. We venerate Lady Luck and our duty as adherents to this religion is to try to always get right with Luck and be on the good side of it. How did this faith come to find me? Just by Luck-- and I will never roll against that.

The religion of Luck bears some resemblances to religions of the past:

The Daba religion of the Mosuo culture is based on the worship of a guardian mother goddess.

The Iroquois League operated by The Great Binding Law of Chance, composed in the year 1000.

Leibniz' The Monadology describes Monads as units generated by continual flashes of the Divinity; these Monads are individually programmed to act in a predetermined way, each program being coordinated with all the others.

We respect the ultimate divinity Luck and seek to be one with it.

hhex65 :: On This, The Holiest of Days