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states, rites fool the old, the white, the old-youngs

by: hhex65

Fri Oct 28, 2011 at 20:21:21 PM MST

Unacceptable noises. We do not plan to mention them, chiefly because they are unmentionable, but you all know what they are. At any rate, these are noises that are acknowledged by neither the noisemaker nor the noise recipient, because socially they do not exist. In the case of a fart, there is a conspiracy amongst us all that it simply never happened.

If we were at a party and a woman slipped and fell and got food all over herself should she just be ignored, the same way as if she'd farted? Any time you do a trick like that without exposing your boobs you will be hissed at until you flash them animals or leave with shame.

Any time you pull a trick like that without understanding that you're exposing everything it is clear you do not plan to mention them, these unacceptable noises. We noise recipients are also unmentionable, socially we do not exist.

And that's the difference between farts and accidents.

hhex65 :: states, rites fool the old, the white, the old-youngs